The Book of Jack, Chapter 2

We have been trying to read our scriptures as a family regularly. We take turns reading and Jack also insists on having a turn. He always wants to read in "chapter 2" and his reading usually goes something like this. And it came to pass that I said to my brother, "look!" And he looked and he saw a coyote and the coyote was looking for pineapples... then something about the Lamanites and Transformers

and then he is done and it is someone else's turn. He gets really mad if we laugh, though, so we have to really stifle it. Then while the rest of us take our turns, Jack uses a red pen to "mark scriptures and make notes." Evan just likes to look for the pictures of Jesus in his paperback copy.